THE COVID-19 pandemic continues to be a rich mine for jokes. Enjoy…
So let me get this straight, there’s no cure for the virus that can be killed by sanitiser and hand soap?
How long is this social distancing thing supposed to last? My husband keeps trying to come into the house.
Is it too early to put the Christmas tree up yet? I have run out of things to do.
When does Season 2 of 2020 begin. I am not liking Season 1.
Day 7 of social distancing: Struck up a conversation with a spider today. Seems nice. He’s a web designer.
If these past few weeks have taught us anything, it’s that stupidity travels faster than any virus on the planet.
Just wait a second, so what you are telling me is that my chance of surviving this is directly linked to the commonsense of others?
Having some states in lockdown and some states not in lockdown is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool.
The spread of COVID-19 in Melbourne would seem to be based on two factors:
1. The dense population.
2. The dense population.
Anyone else getting a tan from the light in the fridge?
Another Saturday night at home. I just realised the garbage goes out more often then me!
Silly you! You thought dogs were hard to train. Just look at all the humans who can’t sit and stay …